On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too.

Everything you need to know to assess, understand, and improve a hangover is here: dozens of comforting recipes, very clever graphic tests for analyzing your state of mind, and quizzes for tracking your progress.   A good hangover brings its victim to a new state of mind—and one that, when looked at objectively, can be quite fascinating to its host: It can create an increased awareness of the body, a willingness to eat something usually off limits, and a fascination with the mind’s strange acrobatics. With P. G. Wodehouse’s six hangovers—The Broken Compass, The Sewing Machine, The Comet, The Atomic, The Cement Mixer, and The Gremlin Boogie—as a starting point, recipes are tailored to each specific malady, allowing the reader to find a recipe (or just a menu item) that precisely suits his state of mind . . . and body. Interspersed with the recipes are mind games, witticisms and graphic jokes, insights into hangover science, quizzes to see if you are still drunk or now just merely hungover, and more.

Keep the memories of your special occasion alive with our unique guest book Product Details: Introductory first page to personalize Bordered Formatted lined and Blank Pages to write in Pages to store memorable pictures Generous spaces for your guest to leave their messages Suitable for Over 300 Guest Gift Log Pages to keep record of gift received Square Large size 8.5x8.5 (21.59 x 21.59cm) Please take a look at our amazon author page for more unique guest books and everyday journals & notebooks

The Making America Great Since 1929 birthday guest book is a fun sign in book for men and women turning 90 who are also Republican, conservatives, or Trump supporters - mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, aunt, or uncle. It's a patriotic design featuring the American flag set against a blue sky with white clouds.Features of this Guest Book• 111 signature pages with space on each page for two guests to write (222 guests total)• Lines for name, address, e-mail address, and a few lines for a message, thoughts, comments, well wishes, anecdotes, or whatever else your guests want to say!• Square 8.25" x 8.25" in size.Guest books are a great way to have guests and visitors leave messages, advice, and comments for your event or business. It's a great keepsake for you to hold onto memories of your special day or to get some feedback on your business or event. Years after your wedding, you'll still be able to laugh at the sentimental or funny comments, thoughts, wishes, quotes, poems, or stories your parents, grandparents, friends, or college buddies made in your book.

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This sign is printed on premium 8x10" cardstock. Designed to give you a memorable and unforgettable event. Whether you are looking for gift ideas or party decor this is the perfect print for you! Our "Back in" sign takes your back in time with fun facts and highlights of what happened in that year. Great for birthday party decorations, table decor, centerpieces, party favors, photo booth props, anniversary gifts, celebrations or milestone events!

UNIQUE NOVELTY GLASS Surprise your friends and loved ones with a personalized gift that is sure to inspire laughter for years to come! The Limited Edition 1969 mixing glass from Humor Us Home Goods is the perfect present for the person in your life who seems to have everything. Not only is it a generous size, but it is the perfect shape for all varieties of beer. Celebrate happy memories and make new ones with this unique novelty bar beer glass. TIMELESS DESIGN Unlike other novelty glasses, our high quality glassware was made right here in the USA. The party decorations glasses are printed with durable permanent white ink. The classic shape looks great on any glassware shelf and fits easily in hand. The weighted base makes the glass more stable, and harder to knock over after a few refills. CELEBRATE MILESTONES Raise our unique glasses to toast special 50 year milestones like birthdays, anniversaries, and class reunions. After the toasts are done, each guest can take a glass home as a fun party favor to remember the event by. The commemorative glasses also make great party decorations for casual celebrations and classy centerpieces for formal events. UNIVERSAL MIXING GLASS... [Read More]

Your living room is probably a wonderfully kept place. But let's face it, it's not too exciting either.What you need is something to brighten things up, to bring a bit of life to it. What you need is a bunch of classy-looking coasters with sarcastic language on them.Luckily we've got just the thing you need with this six-pack of funny - filled stone coasters!What's so great about these coasters then?Everything! Apart from the entertainment factor these are some well-made coasters that are as useful as they are fun.Here's a few of their features:- Made from high-quality liquid-absorbent porcelain stone that will minimize spillage.- Cork underside that won't scratch and grips the table surface to keep your drink in place.- Three outrageous designs included in each order (most competitors only give one design!), giving you the choice of which insult you want to be waiting for your guest when they lift their cup to take a drink.- Comes with an attractive wrought-metal style black holder that can keep all your coasters together neatly (again, not something most competitors give you!).Perfect giftable present!What do you get the person who has everything? Or worse yet, what do you get fo... [Read More]

UNIQUE NOVELTY GLASS Surprise your friends and loved ones with a personalized gift that is sure to inspire laughter for years to come! The Limited Edition 1979 beer glass from Humor Us Home Goods is the perfect present for the person in your life who seems to have everything. Not only is it a generous size, but it is the perfect shape for all varieties of beers. Celebrate happy memories and make new ones with this unique novelty beer glass. TIMELESS DESIGN Unlike other novelty glasses, our high quality glassware was made right here in the USA. The design is drawn with durable permanent white ink. The classic shape looks great on any glassware shelf and fits easily in hand. The weighted base makes the glass more stable, and harder to knock over after a few refills. CELEBRATE MILESTONES Raise our unique glass to toast special 40 year milestones like birthdays, anniversaries, and class reunions. After the toasts are done, each guest can take a glass home as a funny party favor to remember the event by. The commemorative glasses also make great party decorations for casual celebrations and classy centerpieces for formal events. UNIVERSAL BEER GLASSES Our thin rimmed glasses a... [Read More]

Each Shark Splash Party Decorations Kit contains: 1 Shark Splash Party Banner, 3 Shark Splash Hanging Cutouts, 1 Shark Splash Mylar Balloon, and 1 Shark Splash Centerpiece. Whether it's a juvenile birthday party for the special boy or girl, this jubilant ensemble is guaranteed to be a hit. Hang decorations from the ceiling or use in centerpieces and table decor, the skies the limit with this Shark Splash Party Decorations

You'll Love These Decorations: Make a statement at your party with these extra large, 40-Inch number balloons. Match the Party's Color Scheme: Choose between gold and silver so that your choice complements the surrounding decor. Easy DIY, Low-Maintenance Decor: Simply fill these yourselves with a drinking straw or take them to a professional who can fill them with helium. Self-sealing valve keeps prevents leaks for long-lasting fun. Makes a Great Prop for Photos: Hold them up to make a statement — they create photographs you'll want to both share and frame. 100% Money Back Guarantee: Love them or your money

Get the Best for the Best: With such a momentous occasion, it’s worth the splurge. With its sparkles and metal setting, this piece makes the perfect dessert top for those celebrating their 16th and will certainly make a statement!Quality Is Worth It: With so many plastic gimmicks and candles on the market, this high quality metal alloy piece truly provides grace to an already beautiful dessert. Customize the Height: Whether it’s a sheet-cake or multi-tiered design, this piece will fit atop any type of dessert. The prongs can easily be snipped down to the appropriate height so that the number