Little Miss Clever Tits Composition NotebookThis large, humorous but rude quote composition notebook is printed on 116 pages of quality white paper and is WIDE RULED. A perfect gift for teachers and students for school, teens and children, birthdays or other seasonal holidays or any other occasion.8.5" x 11" SizeSoftcover SpinePaperback Cover116 pages

In Severance, the debut novel from famed Cracked.com writer Chris Bucholz, the inhabitants of a generation ark find two unlikely heroes who fight to keep everything together.After 240 years traveling toward Tau Prius and a new planet to colonize, the inhabitants of the generation ship Argos are bored and aimless. They join groups such as the Markers and the Breeders, have costumed orgies, and test the limits of drugs, alcohol, and pain just to pass the time.To Laura Stein, they’re morons and, other than a small handful of friends, she’d rather spend time with her meat plant than with any of her fellow passengers. But when one of her subordinates is murdered while out on a job, Laura takes it as her responsibility to find out what happened. She expects to find a personal grudge or a drug deal gone wrong, but instead stumbles upon a conspiracy that could tear the ship in two.Labelled a terrorist and used as a pawn in the ultimate struggle for control, Laura, with help from her friend Bruce and clues left by a geneticist from the past, digs deep into the inner working of the ship, shimmying her way through ductwork, rallying the begrudged passengers to rise up and fight, and peeki... [Read More]

Enjoy the pun-omenal jokes written by the Walt Disney Imagineers and the Jungle Cruise skippers from the world-famous Jungle Cruise attraction. Guests board a boat and travel with a witty and experienced skipper to exotic rivers of the world, and leave smiling with memories of their vibrant voyage.In this book, Erwin Madrid's original illustrations accompany the jokes of the classic attraction, and together they steer readers deeper and deeper into lush lands filled with adventures, animals, and laughs. The included CD, featuring narration by John Lasseter, invites people to relive the rollicking journey or experience the magic for the very first time as they read.

Darren McAlpine is an eleven-year-old with ajob to do. With his brother, he writes and delivers a neighborhood newspaper.This gives him a front-row seat to the lives of the people in his community.As Darren covers the story of some localteenagers planning a protest, he learns about the neighborhood, his family,journalism and his own gifts and limitations.The story - told inDarren's distinctive voice - is full of the joys and pitfalls of growing up andthe joys and pitfalls of language itself. Newspaper Boy FAQ'sQ: The narrator is 11 yearsold. Is this a book for kids?A:It was written for adults, but there's nothing inappropriate for older kids.Q:Why is it called a short novel with long chapters?A:It's about 200 pages long in the hard-copy version and it's divided into sixchapters. I think, though, that it might be a metaphor.Q:What are some random topics that arise during the course of the book?A:Journalism, secret codes, Superman, copy editing, The Lord of the Rings, the Episcopal Church, overthinking,Deerwalking, Sunday Dinner, theme parties, missing pets, an exploding footballand a woman with a statue of Abraham Lincoln sitting on her couch.Q:The cover of the ebook version poses ... [Read More]

Dancing Clever Penguin is part of the incredibly popular child's internet social and learning game, Animal Jam! Partnered with National Geographic, Animal Jam teaches kids about the natural animal kingdom. This costume will turn your little one into their favorite animal from Animal Jam as Dancing Clever Penguin. This costume includes a dress and headpiece. This is great on its own, but would be even better with the other costumes and accessories available in our