Love is hard when you’re greenDoctor Franklin Stein’s love life has been in a rut ever since he fell into a vat of the experimental dye he created. Now he’s green from head to toe. Unable to go out in public without causing a stir, Franklin spends his days and nights working in his lab to reverse his condition. After all, what woman would want a green husband? But when the reclusive scientist receives an invitation to a Halloween party, it’s a chance to go out on the town and be treated like a normal man.Becky Jensen became an internet sensation after a video of her being left at the altar went viral and holds little hope of ever finding Mr. Right. Socially awkward and more than a little afraid of being recognized as the infamous Crying Bride, Becky finds herself drawn to the man in the Jolly Green Giant costume. She strikes up a conversation hoping to hit it off with a fellow wallflower. With a few corny puns and a flaming pumpkin, Franklin charms Becky. But when two people are keeping secrets from each other, can the bond between them survive beyond one magical Halloween night? Or does Becky have what it takes to accept Franklin, green skin and all, and become the Bride o... [Read More]

The BIG Adventures of TINY DickYou don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.From the best selling author of Fucking Adorable Tags: adult coloring book, coloring book, sweary book, swear word coloring book, penis, dick, dick coloring book, hilarious, funny, gift, best, funniest, cartoon, calm the fuck down

This book is a replica of the original Handbook for the Recently Deceased as seen in the 1988 film Beetlejuice. The cover and the first few pages of this book have been painstakingly recreated using a genuine prop which was used for filming as a reference. There were several identical Handbook props made for the film, all of which were created using a psychology textbook as a template. Since no actual content exists for the body of the rest of these pages, the remainder of this book has been cleared for you to use as a journal or sketchbook should you wish. This book consists of 200 lined pages on a cream background with title headers and numbers on each page. Perfect for any Tim Burton or 80's movie fan.

Wolverine. Logan. Weapon X. By any name, Marvel Comic's savage, brooding antihero is, in his own words, the best at what he does--killing with gratuitous precision. Paradoxically violent yet humane, the beer-swilling, cigar-smoking mutant with retractable claws is universally misjudged in the Marvel Universe yet esteemed by fans worldwide. The author explores Wolverine's development from bit character to modern legend over more than four decades, with a focus on his enduring appeal as an allegory for resilience through torment.

From the author of Never Let Me Go and the Booker Prize-winning The Remains of the Day   The Romans have long since departed and Britain is steadily declining into ruin. But, at least, the wars that once ravaged the country have ceased. Axl and Beatrice, a couple of elderly Britons, decide that now is the time, finally, for them to set off across this troubled land of mist and rain to find the son they have not seen for years, the son they can scarcely remember. They know they will face many hazards—some strange and otherworldly—but they cannot foresee how their journey will reveal to them the dark and forgotten corners of their love for each other. Nor can they foresee that they will be joined on their journey by a Saxon warrior, his orphan charge, and a knight—each of them, like Axl and Beatrice, lost in some way to his own past, but drawn inexorably toward the comfort, and the burden, of the fullness of a life’s memories. Sometimes savage, sometimes mysterious, always intensely moving, Kazuo Ishiguro’s first novel in a decade tells a luminous story about the act of forgetting and the power of memory, a resonant tale of love, vengeance, and war.

# 1036 - Natural History Museum Dinosaur Giganotosaurus 73"x70" (size is subject to change)

This pin is such a rockin' little accessory. It causes friends to drool with jealousy, strangers to fall over themselves wondering where you got it, and your mother to wonder what shenanigans you're up to these days. Or at the very least, you'll love wearing it cause it's super neat. Attach it to your shirt, hat, lanyard, bag or whatever you're into these days. Choose from Made on Terra's many wonderful novelty lapel pins.

IMPORTANT: Slide must be fully pulled back in order to avoid jams, just like the real thing! Damage can result if this is not understood! What you get Includes 1 Toy Pistol FEATURING SAFETY BLAZE ORANGE SLIDE AND BARREL, 1 magazine, 10 bullets. Blowback style loading mechanism (one cock per shot), satisfying ca-lick, and an ejectable magazine! Great for teaching gun safety. Unique features Featuring a 5 round removable magazine, spring loaded slide, and realistic magazine release button, this toy gun offers hours of fun and is perfect for costume play and dress ups. Appropriate for kids age 6 and older. Sized to scale Compatible with any pistol holster that will fit the real thing. This is a 1:1 scale replica, making it the perfect choice for Halloween or cosplay where realism matters. Realism over accuracy and distance Simply place 5 rubber bullets into the magazine, load the magazine into the gun, firmly pull back the slide to chamber a round, and pull the trigger to release a rubber bullet! Bullet will travel only a few feet to keep things safe. The fun of this toy is the realism of it's mechanics, not the distance or accuracy of the projectile, which makes t... [Read More]

A handpicked collection of home lifestyle products, Northpoint has established an identity for style, substance and quality. A refreshing addition to the trend conscious homemaker’s chic yet ethnic functional decorations, the lineup includes vintage lanterns, led candles, motion sensor lights, weather station, clocks and humidiers to name a few.

You are definately ready to defend Wakanda when you are wearing this Marvel's Black Panther Movie Black Panther Boys Costume! Made to look identical to T'Challa's costume from the hit new movie, this complete costume includes jumpsuit with shoe covers and mask! Great for Halloween, movie screenings or just cosplaying! Order yours online today, while supplies

The General George Washington Child Costume lets kids dress up as the first President of the United States. They will have fun trick-or-treating as this epic historical figure. It includes a blue and tan coat, tan pants and a matching tan vest with an attached white skirt. It also features a hat for a complete look. This child Halloween costume does not come with a wig or shoes. It is all made using polyester material. It is easy to maintain to last for years. Kids can also use it for a school play or a historical reenactment. Use the size

Barry Allen becomes the Flash when lightning strikes the S.T.A.R. Labs particle accelerator where he's working. Your child may not be able to run faster than the speed of light, but this officially licensed DC Comics costume will make him look and feel just like the Flash! It includes a bright red muscle chest jumpsuit with 3D Boot Tops and 3D Gauntlets. It also includes a red half-face mask just like the one the Flash wears with its distinctive yellow horns above the ears. Your child will be ready to find the truth behind any number of crimes he discovers