A girl. A guy. And a talking peen. Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that. Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he’s too busy to date. But that doesn’t stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put it - the right girl won’t just walk up to you.But what if she does?Is it possible for a one-night stand that happens twice, to actually become more? Could two nights of reckless debauchery actually lead to true love? Or is this just another case of a whisky induced disaster?This Romantic Comedy is sure to have you laughing, cringing, rolling your eyes, shouting at the pages and looking for a shot glass of your own. **This book contains mature content (and immature content). It is intended for adult readers.

Buff Baby turns Junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Your little one's curiosity will be piqued by the gentle rattle sound and natural hand-grips, while your sense of irony will be satisfied by watching Junior do 3 sets of 10. So...work it, baby! 5 1/2" x 2", no phosphates, no BPA, safe for baby. Design by Diana Chang.

A mask worth roaring over! The Roaring Chewbacca Wookiee Mask lets you channel your inner Wookiee and let out a mighty Chewbacca GRRRWAAAR! One of the most iconic characters in the expansive Star Wars galaxy, Chewbacca is a loyal friend and ally who roars into action alongside Han Solo, Princess Leia, and Luke Skywalker! With this adjustable mask that fits most head sizes (sorry, Jabba), you’re ready to be like the mightiest Wookiee in the Star Wars galaxy! So open your mouth and let the GRWWWAAAAR out! Wookiee sound FX included; Wookiee attitude sold separately.

No job is too big, no pup is too small! Now you can call the entire Paw Patrol using Ryder’s Pup Pad! Just like in the show you can contact the Paw Patrol when an emergency arises. Choose your pup and press the button to hear over 15 Paw Patrol phrases! Whether it’s Chase, Marshall, Skyle, Rocky, Zuma or Rubble, all of your favorite Paw Patrol characters have unique sounds. Teamwork is only a button away! Race to the ruff-ruff rescue with Ryder’s Paw Pad!

As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you'd like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!). Fart Machine has boom box technology. what is this?? Well let's just say these fart noises can't sound any more real! It has 2 pieces - the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet! Use it anywhere - at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables! Each retails for $29.99 each in stores.

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This is the official "The Original Pooter!" You've seen his famous hidden video fart pranks on YouTube and national TV! Now you can own the world's most realistic fart maker...It's THE POOTER by Jack Vale! Let's face it, fart machines sound fake. Jack Vale's dream was to come up with a product that sounded like the real thing...and he was successful! So...in a nutshell, The Pooter is a simple, handheld device that pushes air out through a small hole and into the palm of your hand, thus producing the most authentic fart sound known to man! The Pooter requires NO BATTERIES and conceals in the palm of your hand! Here is the bottom line: People can't tell the difference between The Pooter and a real fart! Now go buy a Pooter and prank your friends.

Watch a rainbow of colors appear like magic with bendon’s puppy dog pals imagine ink magic ink pictures! artists of all skill levels will love finding bingo, Rolly, and their friends hidden across 24 magic reveal pages. Its compact design makes it perfect for travel, too!

Complete your Hogwarts attire with this Harry Potter Robe Halloween Accessory. This adult-size robe features the Gryffindor emblem and is made out of a poly-cotton blend. Now you can dress up as your favorite character from the Harry Potter book and film series. This adult costume robe fits most adults. Add a magic wand, a spell book or a scarf (not included) to make this costume even more authentic. Enjoy a magical evening in this adult costume

The General George Washington Child Costume lets kids dress up as the first President of the United States. They will have fun trick-or-treating as this epic historical figure. It includes a blue and tan coat, tan pants and a matching tan vest with an attached white skirt. It also features a hat for a complete look. This child Halloween costume does not come with a wig or shoes. It is all made using polyester material. It is easy to maintain to last for years. Kids can also use it for a school play or a historical reenactment. Use the size

Barry Allen becomes the Flash when lightning strikes the S.T.A.R. Labs particle accelerator where he's working. Your child may not be able to run faster than the speed of light, but this officially licensed DC Comics costume will make him look and feel just like the Flash! It includes a bright red muscle chest jumpsuit with 3D Boot Tops and 3D Gauntlets. It also includes a red half-face mask just like the one the Flash wears with its distinctive yellow horns above the ears. Your child will be ready to find the truth behind any number of crimes he discovers