GRAVEYARD HUMOR is a collection of 250 downright witty, amusing and even hilarious epitaphs. On a tombstone in Wisconsin – “SMALL DOGS AND STAIRS DO NOT MIX – I FELL TO MY DEATH – THE DOG IS FINE”On a tombstone in Buffalo, New York – “YOU’RE STANDING ON MY FACE”On a tombstone in Texas “HERE LIES JEB BROWN – HE LIES HERE BECAUSE – HIS NECK WAS TOO CLOSE TO A ROPE – WHILE HIS FEET – WERE TOO FAR FROM THE GROUND”Just because people have exited this world does not always mean we should feel sad. More than a few of the departed felt the need to leave a little wit and humor behind for the living to enjoy. The epitaphs show a lot of originality and some even take the final and eternal pot shot at those left behind. Sometimes the relative writing the epitaph is taking a last swipe at the person in the grave. On John Belushi’s tombstone in Massachusetts – “I MAY BE GONE BUT ROCK AND ROLL LIVES ON”On Rodney Dangerfield’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD”On Mel Blanc’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THAT’S ALL FOLKS”If someone gets one last chance to leave the world a final statement or display... [Read More]

A Dead Girl's Cry for Justice.A Serial Killer on the Loose.Not your typical first date."Crazy Amy" Benson has an unusual talent for hearing epitaphs as the dead pass on. The men she dates who aren't unnerved by her ability are usually scared off by Amy's brothers. When reporter Kevin McCormick shows up to do a story at the cemetery, Amy tells him his dead sister is calling for justice, except Kevin's sister died in an accident.Kevin relays Amy's odd message to his family and unleashes a killer. While Kevin strives to be an investigative reporter, he doesn't anticipate his first opportunity will focus on the murders of his own family. Now he has to protect the alluring epitaph writer while hunting for evidence against the killer.

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GRAVEYARD HUMOR is a collection of 250 downright witty, amusing and even hilarious epitaphs. On a tombstone in Wisconsin – “SMALL DOGS AND STAIRS DO NOT MIX – I FELL TO MY DEATH – THE DOG IS FINE”On a tombstone in Buffalo, New York – “YOU’RE STANDING ON MY FACE”On a tombstone in Texas “HERE LIES JEB BROWN – HE LIES HERE BECAUSE – HIS NECK WAS TOO CLOSE TO A ROPE – WHILE HIS FEET – WERE TOO FAR FROM THE GROUND”Just because people have exited this world does not always mean we should feel sad. More than a few of the departed felt the need to leave a little wit and humor behind for the living to enjoy. The epitaphs show a lot of originality and some even take the final and eternal pot shot at those left behind. Sometimes the relative writing the epitaph is taking a last swipe at the person in the grave. On John Belushi’s tombstone in Massachusetts – “I MAY BE GONE BUT ROCK AND ROLL LIVES ON”On Rodney Dangerfield’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD”On Mel Blanc’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THAT’S ALL FOLKS”If someone gets one last chance to leave the world a final statement or display... [Read More]

People act like being dead is so serious.But if you've spent any time in a cemetery, you know a lot of those dearly departed have to be rolling over in their graves–with laughter. This collection of ironic, comic and just plain ridiculous tombstones proves that it's possible to have a sense of humor about kicking the bucket. Just be careful you don't laugh yourself to death.

People act like being dead is so serious.But if you've spent any time in a cemetery, you know a lot of those dearly departed have to be rolling over in their graves with laughter. This collection of ironic, comic and just plain ridiculous tombstones proves that it's possible to have a sense of humor about kicking the bucket. Just be careful you don't laugh yourself to

From amusing epitaphs to comical burials, this irreverent anthology of cemetery humor proves there is humor even in death. This book celebrates the lighter side of death through photos capturing amusing and ironic monuments to the dearly

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