1" Heel, Pirate Captain Mens Knee Boot

Are you the kind of man who knows about the finer things in life, like velour bedspreads, sending your men into deadly and completely unnecessary suicide missions? Do you refer to your bedroom as the 'Lovenasium?" Then perhaps it's time the you get the promotion to 25-Star General in this Zapp Brannigan Costume with Wig. We also recommend that you begin calling your best friend, "Kif." It comes straight from