Adorkable
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Adorkable (ah-dor-kuh-bul): Descriptive term meaning to be equal parts dorky and adorable. For reference, see Sally Spitz. Seventeen-year-old Sally Spitz is done with dating. Or at least, she's done with the horrible blind dates/hookups/sneak attacks her matchmaking bestie, Hooker, sets her up on. There's only so much one geek girl and Gryffindor supporter can take. Her solution: she needs a fake boyfriend. And fast. Enter Becks, soccer phenom, all-around-hottie, and Sally's best friend practically since birth. When Sally asks Becks to be her F.B.F. (fake boyfriend), Becks is only too happy to be used. He'd do anything for Sal--even if that means giving her PDA lessons in his bedroom, saying she's "more than pretty," and expertly kissing her at parties. The problem: Sally's been in love with Becks all her life--and he's completely clueless. This book features two best friends, one special edition Yoda snuggie, countless beneath-the-ear kisses and begs the question: Who wants a real boyfriend when faking it is so much more fun?
Hancock County, Indiana Tombstone Inscriptions: : One Hundred Years, 1833-1933
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Indiana was a stopping-off place for countless pioneers on their way west to Illinois, Iowa, Kansas or Oregon. Some travelers paused only long enough to tend the sick and to bury their dead before hurrying westward while others, who could not stand the th
Last Laughs: Funny Tombstone Quotes and Famous Last Words
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Laugh in the face of death! That’s what this bold, brash, and often irreverent collection of epitaphs encourages readers to do. It offers more than just the deceased’s name and dates of birth and death, plus a touching phrase in memorial. Instead, every fascinating quote presents an unexpectedly cheeky perspective on the tragic, like this one from Uniontown, New Jersey: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake.”Some come from the gravestones of the famous: Bette Davis’s proudly notes that she did it the hard way.” Each thought-provoking line makes an indelible contribution to our folklore.
Tombstone: Not a Western
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Tombstone: Not a Western is a comic novel about the funerary business. It begins with its two protagonists, Robert and Marsha Bernstein, making their arrangements. Cremation versus interment are debated with a mortician at a prominent Manhattan funeral home. Wills and trusts are complicated by a financial scandal which lands Robert and Marsha at El Rancho de Campo, an all-inclusive resort in Tombstone, Arizona, catering to those whose concerns lie with the afterlife and where graveyards and golf courses collide. Comedy and spirituality go hand in hand as Robert and Marsha haplessly negotiate their way to the hereafter.
Tombstone Jack and the Redwing Saloon
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A FRIEND IN NEEDBounty hunter Jack Coltrane arrives in the most dangerous section of San Francisco, the Barbary Coast. An old friend needs Jack to find her son, who was last seen at the Redwing Saloon. The manager is a wanted man with a hefty bounty on his head, but no one is brave enough to try and collect it. Except Jack.But there's more going on than meets the eye, and if Jack can't sort out the good guys from the bad guys, he's going to end up going home in a pine box.This 15,800 word novelette is loaded with traditional western action and can be read in one sitting.
Tombstones of Your Ancestors
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A comprehensive guide to recording and understanding tombstone inscriptions and art. Traces the historical development of tombstone materials, styles, artwork and epitaphs, and details the process of creating and preserving a clear reproduction of a grave
There Was an Old Mummy Who Swallowed a Spider
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From the creators of the bestselling There Was an Old Monkey Who Swallowed a Frog comes a spooky rendition of the popular “Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” song.As the old mummy makes his way across a graveyard and through a haunted castle, he swallows all kinds of creepy things. From a rat to witches’ brew, and a crow to a spooky ghost, this mummy keeps swallowing and swallowing…until finally there’s a knock on the door. Trick or treat! Jennifer Ward’s fun text and Steve Gray’s zany artwork add a spooky Halloween twist to this adaptation of the popular song.
Happy Halloween Guest Book: Dia De Los Muertos Day of the Dead Halloween Wedding Party Guest Book, Gigantic Moom over Tombstone Black
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Are you organizing a Halloween Party? A Gothic Wedding? A creepy Stag Night or Hen Night for a horror geek? A Horror Fans Meetup? An Escape Room Birthday Party?Let your guests to leave comments about the party that will be so much fun to read again and again!This little guest book provides the perfect complement to any horror-themed events:Halloween partiesDay Of The Dead (Dia De Los Muertos) partiesCreepy Bachelor parties / Stag nightsSpooky Hen nights / Bachelorette parties / Bridal showersGothic weddingsHorror Fans MeetupsHaunted House partiesEscape room partiesZombie partiesPoltergeist house partiesProduct details: Handy Size: 8.25" x 6" Print: Rich Cream interiorPage count: 150 write-in guest book pages Number of guest entries: 150 (3 on each page) Cover: Soft, GlossyBinding: Perfect bound (non-spiral)Buy yours today!
Tombstone (DVD)
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A sizzling, star-studded cast brings to life the legendary battle to deliver justice to "Tombstone"! Kurt Russell turns in a gripping performance as U.S. Marshall Wyatt Earp, and Val Kilmer ignites the screen as the outrageous Doc Holiday. Together, they team up to bring law to the lawless in a notorious showdown with ruthless outlaws at the O.K. corral! The all-star ensemble also includes Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Dana Delaney, Jason Priestley, Michael Biehn, and longtime Hollywood favorite Charlton Heston. Get ready for an explosive, action-packed adventure the Wild West would never
Tombstone (Blu-ray)
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Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang.
Funny Haters Gonna Hate Engraved Name Plate For Desk-Silver/Wood
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Funny Sayings Haters Gonna Hate Engraved Name Plate/Plaque for Office Desk. The suggestion box in your office undoubtedly is full of votes for a funnier workplace. Fulfill everyone's wishes and tell it like it is. This professional desk plaque reads simply, "Haters Gonna Hate". We have several different color combinations available in both the name plate and desk frame. Sign slides into place. Dimensions are 8x2x1. Put a fun spin on the average office desk name plate with this decor. Makes a great gift! Please choose preferred color
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