From the creators of the bestselling There Was an Old Monkey Who Swallowed a Frog comes a spooky rendition of the popular “Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” song.As the old mummy makes his way across a graveyard and through a haunted castle, he swallows all kinds of creepy things. From a rat to witches’ brew, and a crow to a spooky ghost, this mummy keeps swallowing and swallowing…until finally there’s a knock on the door. Trick or treat! Jennifer Ward’s fun text and Steve Gray’s zany artwork add a spooky Halloween twist to this adaptation of the popular song.

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Walter Goodfellow (Rowan Atkinson), vicar of the British village Little Wallop, is busy composing the perfect sermon. So busy, in fact, that he fails to notice his bored wife's (Kristin Scott Thomas) flirtation with her American golf instructor (Patrick Swayze), his daughter's revolving set of boyfriends, or his son's status as the favorite target of bullies. Enter Grace Hawkins (Maggie Smith), the new housekeeper, who has a drastic solution to the family's problems.

It's not nice to make fun of the dead. But often times the dead and their survivors want you to laugh. That's why there are so many wonderfully witty, cleverly crafted and downright hilarious inscriptions on tombstones. Seriously, some are to die for.Here richly, with ridiculous display, The Politician's corpse was laid away. While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged, I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.Comedian Rodney Dangerfield who famously couldn’t get any respect got the last laugh with his tombstone: “There goes the neighborhood”.Billy Wilder wrote and directed many funny films, among the funniest is “Some Like It Hot” which boasts the funniest final line of dialogue in movie history. So we’re not surprised to discover this epitaph reads: “I’m a writer. But then, nobody’s perfect.”Celebrities and public figures have traditionally suggested their own epitaphs. TV host Johnny Carson wanted his to read: “I’ll be right back”. A man named Thorpse and his wife share a grave. Their tombstone:"Thorpses Corpses""Ezekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young."And this one:"Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This monumen... [Read More]

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Supposedly said by Marshall Wyatt Earp friend and ally Doc Holiday at Tombstone, to one of the Cowboy outlaws, this saying has become almost as famous as the shoot out at the OK Corral itself. This funny tee makes a great gift idea - or for your bad self!

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