While the Long Fall Boot is currently unavailable outside of Aperture Laboratories' testing facilities, you can still sport the latest look in test subject fashion with these Long Fall Socks. As part of a previously mentioned test protocol, we are required to tell you that these socks won't actually help you survive any long falls, however they will make your feet look attractive whether you're safely on the ground or plummeting towards an imminent demise.

The Long Fall Boots were designed to minimize impact damage and protect the ASHPD from costly repairs! Not to mention, it has the added benefit of protecting human Test Subjects from injuring themselves! The Aperture Long Fall Socks may not have the technology to protect you from falls, but you can look the part! Knee High, Poly/Acrylic Blend. Adult sized, fits most. Warning: Socks not guaranteed to prevent bodily injury incurred while testing with aerial faith plates and excursion funnels.

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