How does a mouse feel after a bath?Squeaky clean!How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act nuts!What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey!What do you call a train full of chewing gum?A chew-chew train, of course!Here at last: the jokes that every six year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving six year old!Also available in the Awesome Jokes series: Books for children aged 5 to 10.

Science has never been so easy—or so much fun! With The Everything Kids' Science Experiments Book, all you need to do is gather a few household items and you can recreate dozens of mind-blowing, kid-tested science experiments. High school science teacher Tom Robinson shows you how to expand your scientific horizons from biology, chemistry, physics, technology, and engineering—to outer space. You'll discover answers to questions like: —Is it possible to blow up a balloon without actually blowing into it? —What is inside coins? —Can a magnet ever be "turned off"? —Do toilets always flush in the same direction? —Can a swimming pool be cleaned with just the breath of one person? Whether you’ve always been interested in STEM or you’re looking for a cool science fair project, you’ll want to test these fun and educational experiments for yourself!

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you?3. Use your head: cut off theirs.4. Blades don’t need reloading.5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the ... [Read More]

From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a brand-new joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more.Rob Elliott’s irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!How does a monster like his coffee? With scream and sugar!

Spooky Halloween Stories for KidsHappy Halloween! Your child will enjoy this Halloween book full of spooky stories. This is an excellent read for early and beginning readers. Be prepared for some eerie ghost stories and spooky Halloween tales! These campfire tales are excellent for reading aloud with friends and family. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!Book 7 of 7 in the Halloween Collection Series5 spooky campfire stories for kidsIncludes funny Halloween jokes and riddlesExcellent for early and beginning readersGreat for reading aloud with friends and familyGhost stories and adventures about HalloweenAlso available in paperback format and makes a fantastic gift for Halloween, birthdays, and haunted Halloween parties.Scroll up and click 'buy' to read these spooky stories today!

Bone-Chilling Halloween Stories for KidsAre you brave enough to read these spooky and scary Halloween stories? If you enjoy the Goosebump series, you will love these hair-raising and frightful tales. These Halloween short stories are quick and easy to read. These are the perfect ghost stories to read around a campfire with friends and family.Makes a spooktacular Halloween gift for kids!Spooky Halloween ghost stories for kidsPerfect for early and beginner readersExcellent for reading aloud with friends and familyBook 7 of 7 in the Halloween SeriesStory List:Night LandscapeThe PhoneThe House PartyUnder the BedThe Thing in My DreamsBehind YouThe Man in the Dark Blue SuitDo Not LookDon't Believe in GhostsA Familiar HouseAlso includes funny and hilarious Halloween jokes!Kids and children can practice their reading skills and enjoy a few great stories all at once. The silly Halloween jokes and riddles add a nice transition for younger readers. These spooky short stories about Halloween will give you chills up and down your spine. You have been warned!Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal... [Read More]

Demons of the Hellmouth is a fully licensed guide to the vampires and other demons that flocked to the Sunnydale Hellmouth in Joss Whedon’s cult TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This in-universe illustrated guide is written by Rupert Giles, and also contains handwritten notes from Buffy and Willow. This unique book promises a diabolical romp through the highlights of the beloved show.

One-of-a-kind professionally designed Halloween Journal. 120 Lined Cream Pages6x9" In SizeUnique Designed NotebookDispatched Fast by AmazonGet yours now before it's too late!

Bone-Chilling Halloween Stories for KidsAre you brave enough to read these spooky and scary Halloween stories? If you enjoy the Goosebump series, you will love these hair-raising and frightful tales. These Halloween short stories are quick and easy to read. These are the perfect ghost stories to read around a campfire with friends and family.Makes a spooktacular Halloween gift for kids!Spooky Halloween ghost stories for kidsPerfect for early and beginner readersExcellent for reading aloud with friends and familyBook 6 of 7 in the Halloween SeriesStory List:315 Brock StreetPicking the Perfect CostumeTrick-or-Treating Makes Me SickWilliam's Halloween NightDriving Home on HalloweenAlso includes funny and hilarious Halloween jokes!Kids and children can practice their reading skills and enjoy a few great stories all at once. The silly Halloween jokes and riddles add a nice transition for younger readers. These spooky short stories about Halloween will give you chills up and down your spine. You have been warned!Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positiv... [Read More]

"A wickedly funny debut. Baker is both self-absorbed and generous, whip-smart and naïve; she apologizes for none of it."—People It's lonely being a Mormon in New York City. Every year, Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance. This year, her Queen Bee costume (which involves a funnel stinger stuck to her butt) isn't attracting the attention she'd anticipated. So once again, Elna finds herself alone, standing at the punch bowl, stocking up on Oreos, a virgin in a room full of thirty-year-old virgins doing the Funky Chicken. But loneliness is nothing compared to what Elna feels when she loses eighty pounds, finds herself suddenly beautiful... and in love with an atheist. Brazenly honest, The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is Elna Baker's hilarious and heartfelt chronicle of her attempt to find love in a city full of strangers and see if she can steer clear of temptation and just get by on God.

Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family.

A collection of knock-knock jokes covering names, animals, and everything in between.

A collection of jokes grouped into such categories as animals, sports, computers, and worms.