Mobile Grip reads "I Like Beer." Quote of 2018 from one of the worst justices ever to pass the bar. He says he likes beer, a lot. And so can you if you wear this beer aficionado costume accessory. University, block letter font for college athletic look. Pilsners, stouts, lagers, it doesn't matter. Judge Brett Kavanaugh loves them all, especially when playing the popular drinking game "Devil's Triangle." Best fraternity novelty October 31 costume party shirt. Low effort, funny gag gift for men and women! Click on our brand name for more Halloween and funny political apparel and accessories!

Hoppy Halloween!Put on your beer goggles and slip into this Pint of Beer costume. This Boo! Inc. costume tunic features a refreshing, wood-aged pint of pale gold craft beer; you said, "beer me!" right? Bottoms up!Wear this for Halloween, tailgating, college festivities, theme parties, and costume contests. Just remember to party responsibly! And when Halloween comes to an end, use it for role play, dress up, or cosplay. You're in for a spooktacular treat with this frothy beverage! Who can turn down a cold glass of crisp beer? No one! You'll be the king of Oktoberfest in this pint of craft beer costume. Head to a beer garden and show up ready to party. Nothing brings happiness like an alcoholic beverage. Handle With Scare:This unisex costume is made with 100% polyester, no hocus pocus materials. Caught in a dark and stormy night or maybe you've spilled a brewski on yourself? Hand wash your eerie outfit and hang it out to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing this attire. One size fits most.

THE MAGIC MULLET 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION WORLD WIDE PATENT PENDING The Magic Mullet is the first of it's kind. Never before have we invented a product with an unlimited amount of capabilities, this attaches to ANY piece of headwear you could dream of! Unlike our competitors, with the Magic Mullet you aren't restricted to just wearing a headband, or a cap This innovative product will allow you to attach hair to anything you can wear This party item allows you to take your costume game to the next level instantly! Attach to Free Included USA Headband Any Sport Caps Beanies Cowboy Hats Sombreros Any Party Wear Much Much More! A group of enthusiastic party goers came together to build the ultimate costume piece that had no limits. The Magic Mullet can take the ordinary costume and turn it into EXTRAORDINARY! We have seen it at baseball games, bachelor parties, under the Christmas tree, birthday parties, at the yearly office party, from the ball room to the fraternity party. This product has surprised every buyer with it's range of capabilities. The perfect gift for anyone who has a sense of humor and enjoys a night out. From the legendary Joe Dirt to world... [Read More]

Size Chart: X-Small: Hip Size:35.0 inch, Waist:23.6 inch, Length:8.5 inch Small: Hip Size:36.6 inch, Waist:25.2 inch, Length:8.9 inch Medium: Hip Size:38.2 inch, Waist:27.6 inch, Length:9.3 inch Large: Hip Size:39.8 inch, Waist:29.1 inch, Length:9.6 inch

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Yes, this Texas band did score their top hits with novelties, but they also could-and did!-rock. Includes Wooly Bully; Lil' Red Riding Hood; The Hair on My Chinny Chin Chin; How Do You Catch a Girl; Ju Ju Hand , and Ring Dang Do plus Red Hot; Pharaoh A-Go-Go , and more!

Includes 1 can of spray Ugh, this Super Fart Spray smells so bad you won't know what to do with yourself. You'll be looking whom to blame it on! Clear out a room with this little bad boy. This pump action bottle contains some of the worst smelling odor you've ever encountered. Use it wherever you want to leave an impression, and not a good one! The Gift that keeps giving!!

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Complete your Hogwarts attire with this Harry Potter Robe Halloween Accessory. This adult-size robe features the Gryffindor emblem and is made out of a poly-cotton blend. Now you can dress up as your favorite character from the Harry Potter book and film series. This adult costume robe fits most adults. Add a magic wand, a spell book or a scarf (not included) to make this costume even more authentic. Enjoy a magical evening in this adult costume

The General George Washington Child Costume lets kids dress up as the first President of the United States. They will have fun trick-or-treating as this epic historical figure. It includes a blue and tan coat, tan pants and a matching tan vest with an attached white skirt. It also features a hat for a complete look. This child Halloween costume does not come with a wig or shoes. It is all made using polyester material. It is easy to maintain to last for years. Kids can also use it for a school play or a historical reenactment. Use the size

Barry Allen becomes the Flash when lightning strikes the S.T.A.R. Labs particle accelerator where he's working. Your child may not be able to run faster than the speed of light, but this officially licensed DC Comics costume will make him look and feel just like the Flash! It includes a bright red muscle chest jumpsuit with 3D Boot Tops and 3D Gauntlets. It also includes a red half-face mask just like the one the Flash wears with its distinctive yellow horns above the ears. Your child will be ready to find the truth behind any number of crimes he discovers