A girl. A guy. And a talking peen. Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that. Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he’s too busy to date. But that doesn’t stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put it - the right girl won’t just walk up to you.But what if she does?Is it possible for a one-night stand that happens twice, to actually become more? Could two nights of reckless debauchery actually lead to true love? Or is this just another case of a whisky induced disaster?This Romantic Comedy is sure to have you laughing, cringing, rolling your eyes, shouting at the pages and looking for a shot glass of your own. **This book contains mature content (and immature content). It is intended for adult readers.

Item Sizing: The Size Guide Found Below Is Specific To The Costume In This Listing. Other Costumes May Have Different Sizing Patterns. For Example, Company A'S Size Medium May Be Equivalent To Company B'S Size Large. Be Sure To Check The Size Chart Closely To Make Sure You Know What You Are Ordering. The List Below May Indicate That More Than One Size Fits You. If You Are Unsure Of Which Size To Choose, Then Go With The Larger Size Because These Costumes May Tend To Run Small. Measurements Are Stated In Inches. Size One Size | Chest 42-48 Size Small/Medium | Chest 35-38 Size Medium | Chest 38-40 Size Large | Chest 42-44 Size Large/Xl | Chest 42-48 Size X-Large | Chest 46-48 Size Xx-Large | Chest 50-52 Size Plus Size | Chest 50-52 Item Color(S): This Item's Color(S) May Vary Due To Inherent Variations Manufacturing Dye Application Or Your Computer Monitor's Color Settings.

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This men's Scottish costume includes a shirt, red kilt, belt with bottle holster, 4 shot glasses. This Scottish highlander costume also includes a hat, shoulder tartan and sock cuffs with red tabs. The Scottish costume comes in adult sizes Standard, Plus Size. The Big Shot Scot Scottish Highlander costume goes great with our Scottie Hottie costume for women! The socks and scotch bottle are not included with this fun adult Scottish costume for Halloween.

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Our Orgasm Donor costume features a long white doctors coat with General Malpractice logo and Orgasm Donor nametag and tongue.

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You are definately ready to defend Wakanda when you are wearing this Marvel's Black Panther Movie Black Panther Boys Costume! Made to look identical to T'Challa's costume from the hit new movie, this complete costume includes jumpsuit with shoe covers and mask! Great for Halloween, movie screenings or just cosplaying! Order yours online today, while supplies

Barry Allen becomes the Flash when lightning strikes the S.T.A.R. Labs particle accelerator where he's working. Your child may not be able to run faster than the speed of light, but this officially licensed DC Comics costume will make him look and feel just like the Flash! It includes a bright red muscle chest jumpsuit with 3D Boot Tops and 3D Gauntlets. It also includes a red half-face mask just like the one the Flash wears with its distinctive yellow horns above the ears. Your child will be ready to find the truth behind any number of crimes he discovers

Unleash your inner warrior. With your speed, stealth and skill, your night will surely be a thrill! The Stealth Ninja Costume includes: a jumpsuit with attached molded chest armor, hood with detached mask and belt with attached ninja stars. Does not include sword or