Feel the Surge There is just something so electrifying about these pelvic plugs. We're talking 100 volts (is that a lot?) of Pure, All-American sexual wattage. Let me introduce you to the Electrifying Plug and Sultry Socket couples costume from Hauntlook. These one-size, technically unisex costume provide a brilliant way to remind everyone just how shocking you can be Why You'll Love ItThis costume was made with 100% polyester, no battery-operated materials. Caught in a power outage? Unplug everything, hand wash your bits and pieces, and hang them out to dry. To prevent colors from bleeding, avoid bleaching or ironing

Welcome to BurgerTownNow entering Burgertown, population: you. Humanity sucks. Climate change is destroying the planet. It would be better to live out your remaining days as a happy hamburger with beautiful crisp lettuce, onions, tomato, and of course a beefy slab of meat. This is not a real hamburger, only a costume. This means you can leave behind any guilt about methane, greenhouse gases, or animal cruelty. It's all fake, baby!Remember to Practice Self-CareMeat is not a good subsitute for self-care. Be sure to drink water and get plenty of sunshine. My friend Bree suggests eating an apple or meditating

Bonjour! Live every day like it's Fry Day in the Fancy French Fries costume, from Hauntlook. No matter how you slice it, the deep-fried goodness of these potato sticks will always be a family favorite. Speaking of family, why not have them join in on the foodie fun? For Halloween this year, round up the family and make a combo meal group costume! Keep an eye on your big brother though, or else he might give you a potato wedgie! Why You'll Love It This kid's costume was made with 100% polyester, no artificially flavored materials. Caught in a dark