Brought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a "disappearing" chalice.) Others argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake. More recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for fi... [Read More]

Size Measurement: Size S(US 0-2)--------Bust 90cm/35.43"----Waist 69cm/27.16"--Length 95cm/37"---Shoulder Width 37cm/14.57"---Sleeve Width 32.8cm/12.91"---Sleeve Length 47cm/18.5" Size M(US 4)----------Bust 95cm/37.4"-----Waist 74cm/29.13"--Length 95cm/37"---Shoulder Width 38cm/14.96"---Sleeve Width 34cm/13.38"-----Sleeve Length 48cm/18.9" Size L(US 6-8)--------Bust 100cm/39.37"---Waist 79cm/31.1"---Length 97cm/38"---Shoulder Width 39cm/15.35"---Sleeve Width 35.2cm/13.86"---Sleeve Length 49cm/19.29" Size XL(US 10)--------Bust 105cm/41.33"---Waist 84cm/33.07"--Length 97cm/38"---Shoulder Width 40cm/15.75"---Sleeve Width 36.4cm/14.33"---Sleeve Length 50cm/19.68" Size 2XL(US 12-14)----Bust 110cm/43.3"----Waist 89cm/35.04"--Length 99cm/38"---Shoulder Width 41cm/16.14"---Sleeve Width 37.6cm/14.8"----Sleeve Length 51cm/20.28" Please check your measurements to make sure the item fits before ordering. Please allow 1-2cm(0.4inch) differs due to manual measurement. Description: It's cold in outer space, so keep warm in this vintage dress. When you can't decide on your favorite star in the sky, why not just choose all of them? The real color of the item may be slightly different from the pict... [Read More]

Inflatable alien toys 3 pack is everything you need for out-of-this-world fun! You will receive three 36-inch dolls - 1 galaxy color, green and red. These are durable and pop resistant and make awesome novelty toys for boys and girls of any age. These are easy to blow up and inflating needles are not required. Popular uses include party favors, classroom prizes, box rewards! These are better than beach balls!

The carefree animals of Planet Pop-Up: Mouse in the Haunted House are caught up in all sorts of spooky and silly antics in this rhyming pop-up book. Open up the pages to find out how Mouse and his pals roam through the haunted rooms and corridors in a way that will make you laugh! The animals’ adventures will bring smiles to the faces of young readers, and the colorful, high-quality interactive pop-ups with moving elements will entertain for hours on end.

The Bat Ball is ready to FLY into your dog's Planet Dog collection! Made of our durable Orbee-Tuff; it's chewy and soft on dogs' teeth while still able to withstand the strongest of bark-or-treaters. Plus, Bat Ball comes in a seasonal Pumpkin Spice Scent and Glows in the Dark! About Planet Dog: Since 1997, Planet Dog has been a leader in eco-friendly and durable design in the pet industry. Headquartered in Maine, Planet Dog is committed to creating the best toys for our best friends and taking care of the environment while doing so. With an extensive line of durable and eco-friendly dog toys, all natural treats and leashes, collars and harnesses, Planet Dog works endlessly to make the planet a better place by unleashing the power of play for all. This extremely durable material is manufactured in the U.S.A. without the use of any chemical softeners.

Elastic 1/16" stretch cord is great for a variety of uses such as do-it-yourself jewelry, home decorations, scrapbooking, creating attractive gift wraps on packages, elastic straps for face masks, and so much more! With a variety of endless uses, you won't regret having the cordage on hand so you are prepared for when you may need it. Our cord is proudly made in the U.S., so you know you are receiving a quality product you can depend on. Our cord is resistant to abrasion, mildew, and UV sunlight! Be creative in your own projects. Choose from our wide array of colors to suit your needs. Common Uses: -Jewelry making -Assisting in home décor -Scrapbooking -Button hole loops -Apparel & upholstery -& much more!

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The storybook tale takes a royal evil twist with this creepy dark princess. The dark princess costume includes a full length black satin dress with layered gray and black glittered strips. The dress features a poof peplum skirt and long ruched sleeves. It is decorated with a braided princess seam trim and a center waist bow. It comes accessorized with a black jeweled cameo and a black diamond heart tiara.

The Man-Eating Plant Puppet Halloween Decoration is ideal for your haunted house or other holiday productions and festivities. It has a terracotta-colored pot with vines sticking out of the bottom, designed to really put fear into unsuspecting passersby. This Halloween party decoration features a latex container, a black stretch poly sleeve and a latex headpiece with a moveable

Glossy foam pumpkin shape emulational vegetable, widely used for family home decoration use.Perfect to decorate your home or decorate festivals and other occasions.A great teaching prop, kindergartens to play and learn,showcase of food trade / butcher shop / Bakery.Wonderful decor collocation for fruit plate, fruit basket, cabinet, flower arrangement, photography props, etc.Incredibly lifelike with textured surface and natural color, soft and smooth touch feelings, washable and portable.Perfect table display for home decoration to add attractive scene and flavor.For CALIFORNIA residents only: WARNING: This product contains chemicals including DEHP, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and

Human Skull PlanterMade from cold cast resinApproximately 4.5 inches tall and 7 long (11 x 18cm)Includes original manufacturers box and