EAT HAM INSTEADIs your family a ham or turkey family? You can't be both. For big holidays like Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter do you carve into a nice, juicy ham or turkey when you're sitting around the dining room table? It seems most people have strong opinions on the matter, including this turkey right here. He implores you to choose ham. Please, choose the ham! Be a ham family! This turkey doesn't want to seem rude; he's thankful you like him but he's not cool with being the main course. No, sir. This turkey wants freedom. This turkey wants to spread