A girl. A guy. And a talking peen. Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that. Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he’s too busy to date. But that doesn’t stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put it - the right girl won’t just walk up to you.But what if she does?Is it possible for a one-night stand that happens twice, to actually become more? Could two nights of reckless debauchery actually lead to true love? Or is this just another case of a whisky induced disaster?This Romantic Comedy is sure to have you laughing, cringing, rolling your eyes, shouting at the pages and looking for a shot glass of your own. **This book contains mature content (and immature content). It is intended for adult readers.

Twas the summer of '80 and the water of Crystal Lake ran red.  It was true...he had returned.  The soft vintage feel of this classic Friday the 13th shirt will make you feel like you've been wearing it since your old camp days, and the soft gray print on a royal tee is printed just distressed enough to look the same.Here at Crazy Dog Tshirts, Halloween is one of our favorite holidays! We have tees for all of the men, women, boys and ghouls in your life. Are you expecting a lil' pumpkin this autumn? Show off your baby bump in one of our Halloween maternity shirts! Looking for a funny Halloween tee for a party or a cute design to highlight your witchy side? We have tshirts for all of the ghost, vampire and monster fans. Just in it for the Halloween candy? No tricks, just awesome tshirts here! Don't Sacrifice ComfortAt Crazy Dog T shirts, we've combined what every guy loves in a mens graphic t shirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. The Best quality tees, super soft cotton and top of the line screen-print inks that stay vibrant and look great. Our cool pre-shrunk tee shirts mean a man never has to worry about shrinkage. Our tshirts will help you look stylish, feel relaxed and be h... [Read More]

Worn by many celebrities including the hip hop legends, these square glasses now feature elegant double hinged metal temples. Made with an acetate based frame, metal hinges and clear polycarbonate UV protected lens.

Celebrate your love of Beetlejuice with this deluxe journal based on the hit movie, just in time for the thirtieth anniversary in 2018. The 1988 Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice is an endearing classic. Now fans can enjoy this deluxe journal, which is an authentic replica of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased used by the characters in the film. With sturdy construction and sewn binding, this journal lies flat, and the 192 ruled, acid-free pages of high-quality heavy stock paper take both pen and pencil nicely to invite a flow of inspiration. Includes a ribbon placeholder, elastic closure, and 7.5 x 4.5–inch back pocket perfect for holding photographs and mementos. BEETLEJUICE and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s18)

IT PRODUCES LEVEL 14 LIGHT. Sometimes it's just easier to buy the Torch instead of crafting it, especially IRL. So, when you've run out of charcoal and wood or just can't seem to make enough to stop hostile mobs from spawning, get yourself the Minecraft Wall Torch. Place one every 12 blo-feet in your home along the walls and it'll stop any hostiles from popping up. Another plus is the most recent patch enabling you to mount your torch on glass. Melt away that snow or prevent your lake from freezing, only in a 2-block radius of course. You can even mount it in a pumpkin for an adorable jack-o-lantern. Okay, don't actually do any of that, it'll just end up breaking. Just mount it on your wall because it looks cool and maybe, MAYBE it'll keep zombies away. So far, it seems to be working.

NEARKIN creates attractive fashion items, satisfactory service, great shopping experiences for our customers in the world. We strives to share high end design and reasonable price with fashion oriented people.NEARKIN leads trend by specializing in clothes and accessories, and also manufactures shirts, jackets, blazers, tshirts, coats, cardigans, sweaters, jeans, chinos, pants, vests, waistcoats, suits, dress and accessories for men and women.Size InformationNKNKWTT791US XXS(Tag size XS)... Shoulder: 14.2 in / Chest: 29.9 in / Sleeve: 23.2 in / Total Length: 26.4 inUS XS(Tag size S)... Shoulder: 15 in / Chest: 32.3 in / Sleeve: 23.6 in / Total Length: 27.2 inUS S(Tag size M)... Shoulder: 15.7 in / Chest: 34.6 in / Sleeve: 24 in / Total Length: 28 inUS M(Tag size L)... Shoulder: 16.5 in / Chest: 37 in / Sleeve: 24.4 in / Total Length: 28.7 inUS L(Tag size XL)... Shoulder: 17.3 in / Chest: 39.4 in / Sleeve: 24.8 in / Total Length: 29.5 inUS XL(Tag size 2XL)... Shoulder: 18.1 in / Chest: 41.7 in / Sleeve: 25.2 in / Total Length: 30.3 in

For Emma Rochester, hookups in bars were less than fulfilling. Oh, the guys she picked up in bars were great for sex, but that’s all it was—sex. Normal, boring, every day sex. Emma wanted more than the normal vanilla ice cream served in careful scoops. She wanted rocky road mixed with turtle mixed with Neapolitan.Fantasies, we all have them, but Emma Rochester craved for hers to come true, and Trent's Halloween party, which she was dreaming about for over a year, was her final chance to see it come true. Jacob Hendricks can’t keep his eyes off Emma. Yet, sneaking furtive glances over his computer monitor is as far as he’s gone in making his desires known. That is, until they’re stuck working together one Saturday. Now, Emma’s not sure if she wants to go to the party or see if Jacob could be the man of her fantasies.

Clear lens glasses are one of the newest perfect accessories. Xinmin HUASHI glasses Ltd offer professional fashion glasses frames with clear lenses. Each pair can allows you to express yourself unique at any time of the day. Clear lens that features classic half frame for a retro fashionable look. An iconic frame that will have you looking unique at any time. Frame is made with metal and PC.Also made with Screw hinge and English style nose pieces and transparent nose pad. Frame/Arm:Metal PC/Metal Metal material that is durable enough for long time using. Hinges can be used to reinforce frames.So it will not be easy to break. Super Light will bring you extra comfortable. Department: Unisex., Material: PC + metal,non-polarized, 100% UV400 Protection From UVA and UVB Rays Polycarbonate , Specification: Lens width: 53 millimeters Lens height: 43 millimeters Bridge: 140 millimeters Arm: 137 millimeters Cleaning: 1. The sunglasses should be treated carefully to avoid damage and should be cleaned regularly 2. Clean the lens using soap water or neutral detergent, gently wipe dry with the soft glasses cloth Tips: Do not expose sunglasses to high temperatures or damp environments in a long t... [Read More]

From Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice with hat, as a stylized pop vinyl from Funko! figure stands 3 3/4 inches and comes in a window display box. Check out the other Beetlejuice figures from Funko! collect them all!

This is a blank paperback journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's "Beetle Juice" (1988). You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions.

Special delivery! Your little one will be the cutest delivery boy in this charming outfit. Costume includes a brown shirt with UPS patch, pants and cap with attached logo. Does not include package prop or shoes. This is an officially licensed UPS of America, Inc.

You are definately ready to defend Wakanda when you are wearing this Marvel's Black Panther Movie Black Panther Boys Costume! Made to look identical to T'Challa's costume from the hit new movie, this complete costume includes jumpsuit with shoe covers and mask! Great for Halloween, movie screenings or just cosplaying! Order yours online today, while supplies

Barry Allen becomes the Flash when lightning strikes the S.T.A.R. Labs particle accelerator where he's working. Your child may not be able to run faster than the speed of light, but this officially licensed DC Comics costume will make him look and feel just like the Flash! It includes a bright red muscle chest jumpsuit with 3D Boot Tops and 3D Gauntlets. It also includes a red half-face mask just like the one the Flash wears with its distinctive yellow horns above the ears. Your child will be ready to find the truth behind any number of crimes he discovers