Bear down with this brown bear costume! You can decide if you want to be a ravenous grizzly bear on the hunt for revenge on Goldilocks or if you rather be cute and cuddly and in need of constant hugging. Dance around at your next sport event in this bear suit or wear it to the next costume party. Let our wild side out in this funny mascot

Welcome to BurgerTownNow entering Burgertown, population: you. Humanity sucks. Climate change is destroying the planet. It would be better to live out your remaining days as a happy hamburger with beautiful crisp lettuce, onions, tomato, and of course a beefy slab of meat. This is not a real hamburger, only a costume. This means you can leave behind any guilt about methane, greenhouse gases, or animal cruelty. It's all fake, baby!Remember to Practice Self-CareMeat is not a good subsitute for self-care. Be sure to drink water and get plenty of sunshine. My friend Bree suggests eating an apple or meditating

This is a Kid's Energizer Bunny Mascot Costume