This is my human costume I'm really a onion is a wonderful halloween costume t-shirt for onion lovers. Makes a great last minute gift idea for a Halloween or Christmas party. Funny shirt design for kids, vegetarians, vegans, vegetable lovers and healthy dieters.

Egypt, Babylon, Greece up through 19th-century Europe; based on surviving pieces, art work, much more. Includes many clear, measured patterns for reproducing historic costumes. Full text. 595 illustrations. "Landmark in the field of Western European costume . . . exceptional value for its price." — American Artist.

Get this funny accessory if you're late for making your own costume for the Halloween party to fit in or just you want to be sarcastic and blend with friends and family with this saying. great for an everyday look and other occasions to show your sarcasm.

Get this funny lazy Halloween outfit if you're late for making your own costume for the Halloween party to fit in and blend with friends and family. great for every day and other occasions to show your sense of humor and start a conversation.

Jack Dixon's mixed-up childhood has left him with pieces to a puzzle he can’t yet solve.After working for years in his grandfather’s Main Street dress shop, successful despite Walmart, Jack loses the business to his uncle Frank, leaving him nowhere to turn but the local Food Lion, where he tries to find the same satisfaction in supplying the town with apples, onions, and Swiss chard that he did in supplying its upper-class women with church clothes.At Food Lion, he also finds Ashleigh, divorced mother of two and insecure master of self-checkout lines. The two begin a tentative relationship, bordered by the matronly tyranny they both endure and the First Methodist Christmas pageant, which Ashleigh’s mother directs every year in a style that pleases herself, displeases Jack’s grandmother, and terrorizes the children who participate. Told in alternating time lines, the present-day pageant debacles are given depth and meaning by tenacious pasts that show how even the most mundane lives shelter secret joys and fears. From Amelia—an elderly disabled woman who stages a nursery tea party as a cover for stealing a pageant costume—to Jack’s grandfather’s hectic passing and an... [Read More]

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Let your cat be the advocate for vegetarians and vegans. Dress it up in these cute vegetable cat hats to spread the word. She can be a corn, a carrot or a tomato or even a onion, take your pick from Kitan Club vegetable garden hats for cats.

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Dress up as your favorite vegetable for Halloween with this all-over white onion costume! This Old Glory design is printed on a 100% polyester women's workout tank top. The dye sublimation process creates slight imperfections that are unique to each

Dress up as your favorite vegetable for Halloween with this all-over sweet yellow onion costume! This Old Glory design is printed on a 100% polyester women's t-shirt. The dye sublimation process creates slight imperfections that are unique to each

Dress up as your favorite vegetable for Halloween with this all-over sweet yellow onion costume! This Old Glory design is printed on a 100% polyester women's workout tank top. The dye sublimation process creates slight imperfections that are unique to each