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Oh no! She's been locked up! But the only question is... is she going to be doing hard time, or fun time? We're guessing that even if she's locked up in a high security prison, there's going to be a whole lot of fun in the jail cell with your little one locked behind bars! Of course we're just kidding, because anyone who wants to lock up your sweetheart is obviously a knucklehead! But if you'd like to give her that jail bound and down look, this classic girl's prisoner costume is definitely to the go-to look. With a design based on old timey prison uniforms, this striped shirt and pants combination comes with matching hat. It even has a prisoner number printed on the chest so it looks official! All polyester construction with elastic waistband for fit, you can be sure that this will be an easy and fun costume look. Create a truly comedic family group theme when you dress Ma and Pa up as cops or prison guards, or turn your entire family into a group of prisoners on the lam when you use or matching costumes available in men's and women's styles! When your gang goes as this jailbird group, we're sure that you'll be ready to bust out in no time. This design is made by us, and available... [Read More]

Oh no! She's been locked up! But the only question is... is she going to be doing hard time, or fun time? We're guessing that even if she's locked up in a high security prison, there's going to be a whole lot of fun in the jail cell with your little one locked behind bars! Of course we're just kidding, because anyone who wants to lock up your sweetheart is obviously a knucklehead! But if you'd like to give her that jail bound and down look, this classic girl's prisoner costume is definitely to the go-to look. With a design based on old timey prison uniforms, this striped shirt and pants combination comes with matching hat. It even has a prisoner number printed on the chest so it looks official! All polyester construction with elastic waistband for fit, you can be sure that this will be an easy and fun costume look. Create a truly comedic family group theme when you dress Ma and Pa up as cops or prison guards, or turn your entire family into a group of prisoners on the lam when you use or matching costumes available in men's and women's styles! When your gang goes as this jailbird group, we're sure that you'll be ready to bust out in no time. This design is made by us, and available... [Read More]

Get out of the big house for one special night this Halloween when you wear this Orange Prison Halloween Costume. It comes with the jumpsuit that zips in the front with a screen print on the front and back. It is bright orange to mimic official prison wear. This jumpsuit Halloween costume is made from lightweight, comfortable poly-cotton blend material. The costume comes in adult men's sizes for the right

It took several years, the right guards on duty, and a couple of your inmate friends, but you've successfully broke out of prison. The police and state troopers will be hot on your trail so you better get a move on! This orange prison jumpsuit costume is great for impersonating an escaped convict or one who is rotting in a cell! This costume includes a front zip jumpsuit as featured. Other accessories are not included. This is great on its own, but could be even better with the other costumes and accessories available in our