Who wants to dress up in a Carmen Sandiego costume this Halloween? You sure do. On the lam? Carefully avoiding super sleuths and slick detectives as you steal landmarks from around the globe? Then you need the most obvious costume in the world. This red trench coat and hat will turn you into Carmen Sandiego in no time. What can one learn from the inspirational Carmen Sandiego? That if you try to build a career based on stealing ridiculously well-guarded national treasures, you'll likely never get caught. In fact, your ability to easily flee will get pretty repetitive. You would

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Wear this Halloween costume to your favorite party.