In this sharp and funny urban fantasy novel, booze is magic, demons are real, and millennial Bailey Chen joins a band of monster-fighting Chicago bartenders instead of finding a “real” post-college job.   Bailey Chen is fresh out of college with all the usual new-adult demons: no cash, no job offers, and an awkward relationship with Zane, the old friend she kinda-sorta hooked up with during high school.   But when Zane introduces Bailey to his monster-fighting bartender friends, her demons become a lot more literal. It turns out that evil creatures stalk the city streets after hours, and they can be hunted only with the help of magically mixed cocktails: vodka grants super-strength, whiskey offers the power of telekinesis, and rum lets its drinker fire blasts of elemental energy. But will all these powers be enough for Bailey to halt a mysterious rash of gruesome deaths? And what will she do when the safety of a “real world” job beckons?   This sharp and funny urban fantasy is perfect for fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, and grown-up readers of Harry Potter. Includes 14 recipes from a book of ancient cocktail lore.

A (Serge A.) Storm is brewing for a cabal of bad guys gaming the Florida state lottery in this insanely funny novel from the maestro of mayhem, Tim Dorsey.If you’re loud and proud Floridian Serge A. Storms, how do you follow up your very own remake of Easy Rider? You shoot your own "episodes" of your favorite classic television show, Route 66! With Coleman riding shotgun, Serge is rolling down the highway of his dreams in a vintage silver convertible Corvette just like the snazzy car Martin Milner drove. It doesn’t matter that the actual Route 66 didn’t pass through Florida, for Serge discovers that a dozen episodes near the series’ end were filmed (really!) in his beloved home state. So for Serge and the always toked and stoked Coleman, the Sunshine State is all the road you need to get your kicks. But their adventure traveling the byways of the Sunshine State’s underbelly is about to take a detour. Someone is trying to tilt the odds in the state lottery amidst a conga line of huge jackpots spinning off more chaos than any hurricane season. With this much at stake, of course every shady character wants in. Crooked bodega owners, drug cartels laundering money through the ... [Read More]

Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year. The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better. Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all. Getting arrested wasn’t on werewolf Ivy Kincaid’s agenda when she arrived in Nocturne Falls, but her life rarely goes according to plan. The upside of spending the night in the local lock-up is finding a hotel room is no longer a worry...but the downside is the man she’s come to marry will get his first impression of her behind bars. Not exactly the way Ivy was hoping to meet her pack's sworn enemy...aka her fiancé. Sheriff (and werewolf) Hank Merrow is the alpha's heir. Everything he's ever done, from becoming an Army Ranger to serving in law enforcement, has been in preparation for the day he’ll take over. Getting married to cement a shaky truce is no different. Hank will do his duty, even if it means shackling himself to a woman he has no intention of liking, let alone loving. But Ivy is nothing like Hank expected. As feisty as she is beautiful, s... [Read More]

Two Fun, Spooky, Funny Halloween Books In One!The first book, Don't You Laugh Challenge Halloween Edition, is a joke book and also a game book! This is a challenging game that any number of people can play.  Friends, family, classmates, siblings, cousins, anyone who loves a good joke can be crowned the winner of this fun Don't You Laugh game. The perfect gift for long car rides or quiet nights at home.The second book, Would You Rather Halloween Edition, will have you putting on your thinking cap as you are presented with a number of family-friendly, spooky questions! The only thing you have to do is decide what the best answer is. The person with the best reasoning is declared with winner for that round. Reading this book friends, classmates or family is a great way to learn more about people and get people talking.Get this great,  The Big Book of Don't You Laugh Challenge and Would You Rather? Halloween Edition today for some great Halloween fun!

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you?3. Use your head: cut off theirs.4. Blades don’t need reloading.5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the ... [Read More]

The "What Would You Rather Do?" Party Game. Find out which of your friends is just as messed up as you thought. Example Poison Cards (350 included)Take five shots of tequila every morning at breakfast. Player Testimonials "The best drinking game anyone's ever brought to game night." "Hands down the most fun adult party game I've ever played!" "Cards Against Humanity + Would You Rather = So much fun" Gameplay Each Round one player is the Judge. The Judge combines two Poison cards creating a really hard "would you rather...?" scenario. Players ask questions about the Poison cards and the Judge expands on them as they wish.Players anonymously "Pick their poison" and hope the other players agree with them.Votes are revealed and points are tallied by the Judge. The Judge wins when players disagree, players win when they vote with the majority of other players. Contents Game Board 350 Poison Cards Pick and Double Down cards for 16 playersScore Sheet5 house rules This adult party game is intended for ages 17+

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This joke book features hilarious Halloween knock-knock jokes and has multiple flaps to lift on every spread. Full

Funny and Hilarious Halloween and Ghost Jokes for KidsJoke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about ghosts and halloween.Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Jokes from this funny