Seven score and thirteen years ago...I met my untimely death. But not before I solidified a legacy of greatness as the 16th, and dare I say, most popular president since General Washington himself. I truly hate to toot my own horn, forgive me Mary Todd, but can any other President come close to my long list of accomplishments? From the Emancipation Proclamation and crushing victory over the Confederacy to my poetic, crowd-pleasing Gettysburg Address, I sure made the most of my presidency. Even now, the younger generations are studying everything I've done, some going as far as presidential cosplay for wax museum school projects and plays! What a life.I plead with you now, dear patriot, please respect this fun costume and live an honest life as I once tried my hardest to do. You'll receive my famous hat with built-in beard, colonial waist coat, and pants that set the standard for style in the oval office. I understand it will be used in schools and for this post-1800s phenomenon Halloween. Have a great time and stay safe!Why You'll Love ItThis costume was made with 100% polyester, an honest truth. Did you spill some of Mary Todd's famous porridge on yourself again? Hand wash your co... [Read More]

When you are feeling saucy and you need something to say it without saying it, grab this pint glass and fill it with your favorite liquid. It should be alcohol but if that is not your fancy, do as you please.

When you are feeling saucy and you need something to say it without saying it, grab this pint glass and fill it with your favorite liquid. It should be alcohol but if that is not your fancy, do as you please.

When you are feeling saucy and you need something to say it without saying it, grab this pint glass and fill it with your favorite liquid. It should be alcohol but if that is not your fancy, do as you please.

When you are feeling saucy and you need something to say it without saying it, grab this pint glass and fill it with your favorite liquid. It should be alcohol but if that is not your fancy, do as you please.

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Hood with plush tuft and bodysuit with snaps for easy diaper change and skid resistant feet. Toddler 12-18

He may still be under construction, but that isn't going to stop your tot from building up some mass this Halloween. When he puts on the Lil' Construction Worker Costume, your baby isn't going to start hammering nails or stacking cinderblocks, but they'll certainly pull in a haul of compliments for their adorable outfit. Includes a padded muscle chest jumpsuit, boot tops, and a plush construction helmet. Get it quick when you order from our