Gathers dying words and epitaphs for politicians, reformers, poets, novelists, gangsters, journalists, actors, philosophers, and military leaders

No strings. No mess. No complications.It was supposed to be just a month of fun.But two blue lines have them both considering a future that neither of them knew they wanted.KATE BEARDKindergarten teacher.Tequila connoisseur.Expert in finding Mr. WRONG. Ever since Kate discovered the man she thought she’d marry macking on his boyfriend, she has had nothing but bad luck in love.What she needs is a fresh start.When MURPHY and his damn LAW drop the perfect man right in front of her, it’s just her luck that he’s only there temporarily.WYATT JACKSONCaptain, Special Forces.Confirmed bachelor.In the running for uncle of the year.One month stateside to enjoy top-shelf tequila, lose himself in a gorgeous woman, and to try and forget the desert.What he needed was a reset. What he got, was a sassy southern woman hellbent on bringing him to his knees. Neither thought they’d find forever between tragedy and tombstones.

Liam Neeson stars in A Walk Among the Tombstones, an action-thriller based on Lawrence Block's bestselling series of mystery novels. Neeson plays Matt Scudder, an ex-cop turned unlicensed private investigator who reluctantly agrees to help a heroin trafficker (Dan Stevens, TV's Downton Abbey) hunt down the men who brutally murdered his wife. When the PI learns that this is not the first time, nor will it be the last, that these men have committed this sort of twisted crime, he must blur the line between right and wrong as he races to track the deviants through the backstreets of New York City before they kill again.

People act like being dead is so serious.But if you've spent any time in a cemetery, you know a lot of those dearly departed have to be rolling over in their graves–with laughter. This collection of ironic, comic and just plain ridiculous tombstones proves that it's possible to have a sense of humor about kicking the bucket. Just be careful you don't laugh yourself to death.

A Kindle UK Storyteller FinalistA Missing Ferryman. An Undead Dilemma. An Immortal Detective.An emissary from the Dark Council has just materialized in the office of the Montague & Strong Detective Agency, and makes Simon Strong an offer he can’t refuse. Charon is missing. The legendary ferryman responsible for transporting sorcerer souls across the river Styx hasn’t been seen in days. And with each passing hour, those unable to cross the river are left to walk among the living, tilting the world further out of balance.Meet Simon Strong, an immortal, who is also the best private detective in New York City. Together with his surly partner-Tristan Montague, a mage of indeterminate age, they must find the Ferryman and get him back to work before another Supernatural War ravages the earth, destroys humanity, and Simon’s local coffee shop.Time is running out. His landlord wants the rent and Karma with a capital K is paying him a visit, and she can be a real… Join the Montague & Strong Detective Agency and help them locate Charon, so he can restore balance to the universe, put the dead sorcerers to rest, and maybe solve the age old conundrum-coffee or tea?

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GRAVEYARD HUMOR is a collection of 250 downright witty, amusing and even hilarious epitaphs. On a tombstone in Wisconsin – “SMALL DOGS AND STAIRS DO NOT MIX – I FELL TO MY DEATH – THE DOG IS FINE”On a tombstone in Buffalo, New York – “YOU’RE STANDING ON MY FACE”On a tombstone in Texas “HERE LIES JEB BROWN – HE LIES HERE BECAUSE – HIS NECK WAS TOO CLOSE TO A ROPE – WHILE HIS FEET – WERE TOO FAR FROM THE GROUND”Just because people have exited this world does not always mean we should feel sad. More than a few of the departed felt the need to leave a little wit and humor behind for the living to enjoy. The epitaphs show a lot of originality and some even take the final and eternal pot shot at those left behind. Sometimes the relative writing the epitaph is taking a last swipe at the person in the grave. On John Belushi’s tombstone in Massachusetts – “I MAY BE GONE BUT ROCK AND ROLL LIVES ON”On Rodney Dangerfield’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD”On Mel Blanc’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THAT’S ALL FOLKS”If someone gets one last chance to leave the world a final statement or display... [Read More]

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A sizzling, star-studded cast brings to life the legendary battle to deliver justice to "Tombstone"! Kurt Russell turns in a gripping performance as U.S. Marshall Wyatt Earp, and Val Kilmer ignites the screen as the outrageous Doc Holiday. Together, they team up to bring law to the lawless in a notorious showdown with ruthless outlaws at the O.K. corral! The all-star ensemble also includes Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Dana Delaney, Jason Priestley, Michael Biehn, and longtime Hollywood favorite Charlton Heston. Get ready for an explosive, action-packed adventure the Wild West would never

From amusing epitaphs to comical burials, this irreverent anthology of cemetery humor proves there is humor even in death. This book celebrates the lighter side of death through photos capturing amusing and ironic monuments to the dearly

Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang.