From the creators of the bestselling There Was an Old Monkey Who Swallowed a Frog comes a spooky rendition of the popular “Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” song.As the old mummy makes his way across a graveyard and through a haunted castle, he swallows all kinds of creepy things. From a rat to witches’ brew, and a crow to a spooky ghost, this mummy keeps swallowing and swallowing…until finally there’s a knock on the door. Trick or treat! Jennifer Ward’s fun text and Steve Gray’s zany artwork add a spooky Halloween twist to this adaptation of the popular song.

It's not nice to make fun of the dead. But often times the dead and their survivors want you to laugh. That's why there are so many wonderfully witty, cleverly crafted and downright hilarious inscriptions on tombstones. Seriously, some are to die for.Here richly, with ridiculous display, The Politician's corpse was laid away. While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged, I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.Comedian Rodney Dangerfield who famously couldn’t get any respect got the last laugh with his tombstone: “There goes the neighborhood”.Billy Wilder wrote and directed many funny films, among the funniest is “Some Like It Hot” which boasts the funniest final line of dialogue in movie history. So we’re not surprised to discover this epitaph reads: “I’m a writer. But then, nobody’s perfect.”Celebrities and public figures have traditionally suggested their own epitaphs. TV host Johnny Carson wanted his to read: “I’ll be right back”. A man named Thorpse and his wife share a grave. Their tombstone:"Thorpses Corpses""Ezekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young."And this one:"Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This monumen... [Read More]

Supposedly said by Marshall Wyatt Earp friend and ally Doc Holiday at Tombstone, to one of the Cowboy outlaws, this saying has become almost as famous as the shoot out at the OK Corral itself. This funny tee makes a great gift idea - or for your bad self!

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You have a sassy attitude. You might even be a bit flirty if someone plays their cards right. You got swag. (Yes, you are THAT dope.) You got style and know fun, fashionable clothing choices when you see them. Show it all off and more with this fantastic fashion choice. It wouldn't be funny if you missed out on adding this item to your repertoire. Hit a home run with your sense of humor. Girls night out, hanging with your boys, feeling like kicking back a few on Friday by putting the happy in happy hour? There's no shenanigans in your step. Do it in style. Do it in this shirt. Get the attention you deserve!

Add some Wild West flavor to your next dress up event in this cartoon inspired costume. If the oversized chaps and comical vest don't get 'em, your hilarious oversized cowboy hat is sure to do the trick. No matter how you play your hand, this great costume is sure to be a draw or a bull's-eye at your next costume party. Look to Forum Novelties for all your Halloween, Luau, Easter, Mardi Gras, and St. Patrick's Day supplies.

Panoware t-shirts are printed direct-to-garment on a premium fitted 100% ring-spun combed cotton crewneck for a soft comfortable fit. We use only high performance direct-to-garment ink to ensure bright images with superior washability. Our funny novelty t-shirts are sure to inspire a few laughs, turn a few heads, or make a great gift for the unique individual in your life.

I Wear This Shirt Periodically T-Shirt. The best part is when you pull this shirt over your head you become the center of attention. The finest quality cotton tee. They fit great, preshrunk and we only use brand name tees. The t-shirts are heavy weight cotton tees. We have over 500 designs. Check out our store for more funny and novelty t shirts that will become your favorite.

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You have a sassy attitude. You might even be a bit flirty if someone plays their cards right. You got swag. (Yes, you are THAT dope.) You got style and know fun, fashionable clothing choices when you see them. Show it all off and more with this fantastic fashion choice. It wouldn't be funny if you missed out on adding this item to your repertoire. Hit a home run with your sense of humor. Girls night out, hanging with your boys, feeling like kicking back a few on Friday by putting the happy in happy hour? There's no shenanigans in your step. Do it in style. Do it in this shirt. Get the attention you deserve!

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• All of our apparel is pre-shrunk. Tees and Tanks are 100% cotton (except heathered colors) and our fleece is a 50/50 blend.• Double needle stitched hems and sleeves• Featuring a seamless 7/8" double-needle collar• This item is not affiliated with any existing intellectual property or trademark unless specified in the Product Description.• Makes a GREAT Christmas gift!Design number : 1616Style : teeCondition : NEW without

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