GRAVEYARD HUMOR is a collection of 250 downright witty, amusing and even hilarious epitaphs. On a tombstone in Wisconsin – “SMALL DOGS AND STAIRS DO NOT MIX – I FELL TO MY DEATH – THE DOG IS FINE”On a tombstone in Buffalo, New York – “YOU’RE STANDING ON MY FACE”On a tombstone in Texas “HERE LIES JEB BROWN – HE LIES HERE BECAUSE – HIS NECK WAS TOO CLOSE TO A ROPE – WHILE HIS FEET – WERE TOO FAR FROM THE GROUND”Just because people have exited this world does not always mean we should feel sad. More than a few of the departed felt the need to leave a little wit and humor behind for the living to enjoy. The epitaphs show a lot of originality and some even take the final and eternal pot shot at those left behind. Sometimes the relative writing the epitaph is taking a last swipe at the person in the grave. On John Belushi’s tombstone in Massachusetts – “I MAY BE GONE BUT ROCK AND ROLL LIVES ON”On Rodney Dangerfield’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD”On Mel Blanc’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THAT’S ALL FOLKS”If someone gets one last chance to leave the world a final statement or display... [Read More]

A Dead Girl's Cry for Justice.A Serial Killer on the Loose.Not your typical first date."Crazy Amy" Benson has an unusual talent for hearing epitaphs as the dead pass on. The men she dates who aren't unnerved by her ability are usually scared off by Amy's brothers. When reporter Kevin McCormick shows up to do a story at the cemetery, Amy tells him his dead sister is calling for justice, except Kevin's sister died in an accident.Kevin relays Amy's odd message to his family and unleashes a killer. While Kevin strives to be an investigative reporter, he doesn't anticipate his first opportunity will focus on the murders of his own family. Now he has to protect the alluring epitaph writer while hunting for evidence against the killer.

Laugh in the face of death! That’s what this bold, brash, and often irreverent collection of epitaphs encourages readers to do. It offers more than just the deceased’s name and dates of birth and death, plus a touching phrase in memorial. Instead, every fascinating quote presents an unexpectedly cheeky perspective on the tragic, like this one from Uniontown, New Jersey: “Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake.”Some come from the gravestones of the famous: Bette Davis’s proudly notes that “she did it the hard way.” Each thought-provoking line makes an indelible contribution to our folklore.

A collection of old epitaphs from tombstones. Some of them are really funny!

It's not nice to make fun of the dead. But often times the dead and their survivors want you to laugh. That's why there are so many wonderfully witty, cleverly crafted and downright hilarious inscriptions on tombstones. Seriously, some are to die for.Here richly, with ridiculous display, The Politician's corpse was laid away. While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged, I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.Comedian Rodney Dangerfield who famously couldn’t get any respect got the last laugh with his tombstone: “There goes the neighborhood”.Billy Wilder wrote and directed many funny films, among the funniest is “Some Like It Hot” which boasts the funniest final line of dialogue in movie history. So we’re not surprised to discover this epitaph reads: “I’m a writer. But then, nobody’s perfect.”Celebrities and public figures have traditionally suggested their own epitaphs. TV host Johnny Carson wanted his to read: “I’ll be right back”. A man named Thorpse and his wife share a grave. Their tombstone:"Thorpses Corpses""Ezekial AikleAge 102The Good Die Young."And this one:"Here Lies Jane Smith Wife of Thomas Smith Marble Cutter: This monumen... [Read More]

People act like being dead is so serious. But if you've spent any time in a cemetery, you know a lot of those dearly departed have to be rolling over in their graves–with laughter. This collection of ironic, comic and just plain ridiculous tombstones proves that it's possible to have a sense of humor about kicking the bucket. Just be careful you don't laugh yourself to death.

A comprehensive guide to recording and understanding tombstone inscriptions and art. Traces the historical development of tombstone materials, styles, artwork and epitaphs, and details the process of creating and preserving a clear reproduction of a grave

Tombstone Cutouts for Halloween decorating. Funny names and epitaphs printed on both sides. Set of four, assorted styles.

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