A Dead Girl's Cry for Justice.A Serial Killer on the Loose.Not your typical first date."Crazy Amy" Benson has an unusual talent for hearing epitaphs as the dead pass on. The men she dates who aren't unnerved by her ability are usually scared off by Amy's brothers. When reporter Kevin McCormick shows up to do a story at the cemetery, Amy tells him his dead sister is calling for justice, except Kevin's sister died in an accident.Kevin relays Amy's odd message to his family and unleashes a killer. While Kevin strives to be an investigative reporter, he doesn't anticipate his first opportunity will focus on the murders of his own family. Now he has to protect the alluring epitaph writer while hunting for evidence against the killer.

GRAVEYARD HUMOR is a collection of 250 downright witty, amusing and even hilarious epitaphs. On a tombstone in Wisconsin – “SMALL DOGS AND STAIRS DO NOT MIX – I FELL TO MY DEATH – THE DOG IS FINE”On a tombstone in Buffalo, New York – “YOU’RE STANDING ON MY FACE”On a tombstone in Texas “HERE LIES JEB BROWN – HE LIES HERE BECAUSE – HIS NECK WAS TOO CLOSE TO A ROPE – WHILE HIS FEET – WERE TOO FAR FROM THE GROUND”Just because people have exited this world does not always mean we should feel sad. More than a few of the departed felt the need to leave a little wit and humor behind for the living to enjoy. The epitaphs show a lot of originality and some even take the final and eternal pot shot at those left behind. Sometimes the relative writing the epitaph is taking a last swipe at the person in the grave. On John Belushi’s tombstone in Massachusetts – “I MAY BE GONE BUT ROCK AND ROLL LIVES ON”On Rodney Dangerfield’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD”On Mel Blanc’s tombstone in Los Angeles, California – “THAT’S ALL FOLKS”If someone gets one last chance to leave the world a final statement or display... [Read More]

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This is a deeply etched, finely detailed rubber stamp mounted on high quality white maple wood block with hourglass sides. All of our stamps are new stamps and ship directly from our workshop in Ohio. ruler may be shown to indicate the relative size of this/these stamp(s) and is not included.

Tombstone Cutouts for Halloween decorating. Funny names and epitaphs printed on both sides. Set of four, assorted styles.

Acurio hw-1ts-hmwt this tombstones with the epitaph "hey mom watch this!" measures 33"h (including the 3" ground spikes) x 24"w. This Halloween favorite is made from durable gray 1/4" thick PVC. 3" ground spikes help to support the tombstone in the yard. Material cuts easily with a hand saw if spikes are not needed.

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When you are feeling saucy and you need something to say it without saying it, grab this camping mug and fill it with your favorite liquid. It should be alcohol but if that is not your fancy, do as you please.

Add this Light Up Halloween Decoration for a spooky feel to your party.

Sunshine Yellow and White Vichy Check Woven Edge Craft Ribbon 3/8" x 74 Yards

Create your own spooky graveyard with this light up tombstone Tombstone features a gothic angel above skulls and the base that reads "RIP" Eyes light up Requires (3) button cell batteries Dimensions: 30.5"H x 16.5"W x 4.5"D Material(s):